Part 12

81. The wedding bells soon merrily Shall ring a chime to gladden thee.

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“OFF FOR A SAIL.”]

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John Smith was born, baptised, arrested, shot, buried, married and sentenced to the penitentiary for life, all in one week, recently, in Omaha. This did not prevent his having his tooth pulled, and stopping his paper on the following Monday, either.

Indian corn in North Germany often assumes a place among the household plants. It is regarded there as tropical. In our country it becomes tropical only under the name of Bourbon, and then it warms a man up so that he feels as if he were under the tropic of Capricorn.

To do business a man must have dollars and sense.

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BRAIN-NERVE.

Nervousness is the sense of feebleness, or lack of stability of the nervous system as distinguished from the rest of the body. The number of those in the middle or higher classes of society who, without being ever actually sick, never know what full, rejoicing health really is--who live constantly in a lower plane of being than is normal in man, who are weak all over, though not specially and constantly weak in any one organ, and who, though they may never experience piercing and grinding pain, yet suffer at times, if not always, that profound exhaustion which in many respects is far worse than pain--is very large, and is or has been apparently increasing.

For this condition there is no remedy or treatment so admirably adapted as WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER. The evidence, daily adduced, from the thousands who have and are using it, bear testimony to its remarkable powers as a brain, nerve, vital and physical rejuvenator.

It may be had through all druggists at $1.00 per bottle, or a bottle sent by express to any address on receipt of $1.00; 6 bottles $5.00.

THE EXCESSES OF YOUTH

Are drafts upon old age, payable with interest. The victims, therefore, should lose no time in availing themselves of the remarkable restorative properties of WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER. It is specially designed for just these cases and for those older who are lacking in animal vitality and vigor. It enables the system to recuperate rapidly and supply the drain thereon. Don’t fail to try it. It produces a complete restoration to full power, giving to the aged or early wrecked of either sex the vigor, buoyancy and freshness of youth. $1.00 bottle at druggists.

NIGHT SWEATS are a sign of Weakness, Decline, Wasting, Debility in some form; may arise from excesses, too much drinking, tendency to CONSUMPTION or over-mental or physical exertion, &c. Whatever the cause they are dangerous, a sure sign of utter breaking down.

WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER

Will stop and break up night sweats in two to four days, often sooner, and strengthen the entire organism against disease and premature decline. The “RENEWER” is not a quack medicine, but an unequalled TONIC OF TRUE MERIT.

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82. Sighing and dying and wretchedly trying To look jolly and pleased when you’d like to be crying.

83. When you go out to sea to fish, You’ll catch the very thing you wish.

84. To Asbury Park you will repair, Where men may smoke and drink--the air.

85. You soon must solve the problem grave-- “An old one’s pet, or young one’s slave”?

86. If they are blest, whose quiver’s full, Your lot shall be right joyful.

87. Some dress to live: but you, I guess, Like many, only live to dress.

88. A sphere in life you will ensure, Where men are true and women pure.

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THE “SEASIDE SIBYL” ON THE BEACH.]

An Indianapolis cat got to playing with a small turtle the other day, and was having a nice time tumbling it around, when suddenly the turtle’s jaws closed on the cat’s tail. There was some very lively tumbling then on the part of the cat, to an accompaniment of her own selection. Two hours after she was seen examining that tail tenderly, evidently wondering if the piece would grow out again.