Oh, shut up! Here I am, that Boy’s own cousin, as you might say, and I’M not crying!
RABBIT
What’s the matter with the Boy?
CAT and HORSE
(Together.)
Yes! Yes! What?
MONKEY
Wasn’t the Boy just here? I tell you, it’s that DOCTOR!
DOG
Oh, poor little Boy! Oh, his throat. Woo--oo--oo!
HORSE
Throat! Oh! Dear! Dear!
MONKEY
Ah-ha! (To the Horse.) Didn’t that Doctor give YOU something, in YOUR throat?
ALL
That’s so! Yes! He did!
MONKEY
That’s your proof! (Sits on the stone bench.)
CAT
Then it’s true?
MONKEY
As true as there’s milk in cocoanuts.
RABBIT
Oh! Oh!
HORSE
Well, I’m only a horse!
DOG
But the Boy is almost a man.
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