DOG
Don’t worry, Cat. It’s not one of us!
MONKEY
Not? Then cut out that howling! Y’ know, I’VE got NERVES.
HORSE
Is it the Doctor?
(The Dog shakes his head.)
MONKEY
No such luck!
HORSE
Is it the Inspector?
RABBIT
And she defended us! Oh! Oh!
MONKEY
(To the Rabbit.)
Blame that Doctor! It’s HIS fault!
DOG
Rabbit, it’s not the Inspector.
CAT
Then it’s the Boy!
ALL
Is it? Tell us! Oh, Dog!
DOG
I’m afraid it’s the Boy. Woo--oo--oo--oo!
CAT
The Boy? Meow! Meow!
MONKEY
(To the Cat.)
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