Part 7

Either Remedy to be had of druggists, or a bottle by express, to any address, on receipt of $1.00; 6 bottles of one kind, or assorted, $5.00. ADDRESS,

E. S. WELLS, 22 Summit Ave., Jersey City, N. J.

WELLS THROAT AND LUNG BALSAM

BUCHU-PAIBA FOR KIDNEY TROUBLE

WELLS HEALTH RENEWER

WELLS MAY APPLE PILLS

ROUGH ON RATS]

A MISTAKE.--It is a mistake when medicines recommended for Kidney Bladder and Urinary Complaints are all classed as remedies exclusively for diseases of a questionable nature. Prof. Chapin’s Buchu-paiba, whilst it is a specific for such diseases is the most remarkably successful remedy extant, in complete, quick cure of all forms of Kidney, Bladder and Urinary Diseases; and, if afflicted, you make a great mistake in not trying it. $1, Druggists. Sent to any address on receipt of price, $1 per bottle; six bottles $5, by express--can’t be sent by mail.

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40. Lovers come, and quickly go When they find your heart like dough.

41. The slightest rebuff makes you ready to die, So fatal the kick from a gay butterfly.

42. Like Wilde, and such æsthetic guys, You ape an angel in disguise.

43. When weary of sands and the wild waves’ play To the glorious White Mountains fly away.

44. So rich but sad; suppose you try The Tonics of Adversity.

45. Ever dreaming--never doing, You’ll gain nought by seaside wooing.

46. Unless you resolve more social to be You must stop at home, like the Heathen Chinee.

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ASBURY PARK.--“AH!”]

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What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman? One is a hollow cylinder, and the other is a silly Hollander.

A man may forget his business, his family, and all the sacred obligations of life, but he always remembers where he got that counterfeit bill.

The furniture recently sold at the Astor House in New York, was rich with historical reminiscences and insects.

A Washington man who was treated to a “25-center,” slipped back to the cigar store, the other day, and economically exchanged it for “three for a quarter.”

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OWNERS OF VESSELS, TENEMENT HOUSES, FARMERS, &c. Save Hundreds of Dollars by Using “ROUGH ON RATS.”

An entirely new discovery. Clears out (don’t die in the house) Rats, Mice, Crows, Ants, Bed-bugs, Roaches, Musk-rats, Skunks, &c.]

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WELLS’ MAY APPLE PILLS.