Part 6

You can’t tickle “ROUGH ON RATS” with a straw.]

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25c., 50c. and $1.00 Bottles.]

Great Triumph.--The universal success of WELLS’ THROAT AND LUNG BALSAM, in Consumption, Coughs, Bronchitis, Asthma and Pulmonary diseases, is attracting notice throughout the country. It is without question a remarkable preparation, and has given abundant evidences of peculiar efficacy in controlling Pulmonary diseases. Cures of severest forms of long standing throat and lung affections reported every day. Relief is immediate and certain.

Cures Catarrhal Throat Affections.

To be Permanently Esteemed, a medicine must possess virtues so marked as to be plainly apparent. The good name attained by WELLS’ THROAT AND LUNG BALSAM is evidence of worth. It has proved a thoroughly reliable, trustworthy family cough cure. Can never be given amiss. The best possible remedy in any and all affections of Throat, Chest and Lungs. Even if every other means fail this gives relief. The only remedy of any service in whooping cough; being always reliable and safe, is such as one friend can take pleasure in recommending to another.

E. S. WELLS, JERSEY CITY, N. J.

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33. You’ll count amongst your future joys Six little girls, six little boys.

34. Before you sip, take firm grip You’ll have no slip ’tween cup and lip.

35. Your pace, I fear, is rather fast-- Your love’s by far too hot to last!

36. The greatest blessing you will find That Love should be completely blind.

37. Inconstant as the fickle wind, From day to day you’ll change your mind.

38. Newport is the grand resort. For those, like you, intent on sport.

39. A blow on the pier--a plunge in the brine Is all that’s required to make you divine.

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“THE SPRINGS.”--SARATOGA.]

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“Pa, I guess our man Ralph is a good Christian.” “How so, my boy?” “Why, Pa, I read in the Bible that the wicked shall not live out half his days, and Ralph says he has lived out ever since he was a little boy.”

“What is that dog barking at,” asked a fop, whose boots were more polished than his ideas. “Why,” said a by-stander, “he sees another puppy in your boots.”

A popular writer, speaking of the ocean telegraph, wonders whether the news transmitted through the salt water will be fresh.

Spanish women are great S’noras.

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FALSE MODESTY.

Every one of ordinary intelligence knows that Kidney Disease, Affections of the Bladder and Urinary Complaints, are as legitimate and common to both sexes (all classes of society), as those involving any other portion of the economy. Therefore, a remedy possessing unprecedented virtues in treatment of these diseases should have a respectful hearing. If afflicted, you will have reason to rejoice over the day you commenced the use of PROF. CHAPIN’S BUCHU-PAIBA (see other pages). $1.00 per bottle, at Druggists. Sent to any address on receipt of price, $1; 6 bottles, $5.

BUCHU-PAIBA.

PROF. CHAPIN’S BUCHU-PAIBA.--A quick, complete cure for all Urinary, Kidney, Bladder and Genital Diseases, in male or female, as Paralysis, Diabetes, Gravel, Difficulty of holding or passing Urine, Gleet, Turbid Urine, Brick Dust and other Deposits, Stricture, Irritation, Inflammation, Inaction, Whites, Impure or Diseased Discharges, Contagious Diseases, Pains in the Back and Thighs, Dragging Down, Dripping, Ulcers, Tumors, Dropsy, Enlargement of Prostate, Bloody or Puss-Matter discharges, &c. $1.00.

CHAPIN’S INJECTION FLEUR is to be used with BUCHU-PAIBA in cases of Impure or Diseased Discharges. Price (with Syringe), $1. His “CONSTITUTION BITTER SYRUP,” drives all traces from the blood. Price, $1.