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WELLS’ HEALTH Renewer
GOOD FOR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.]
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6. Some natures change on change of name, But like the rose you’ll be the same.
7. For music and balls, You’ll have nursery squalls.
8. The right one cometh from New York, With heart and purse as light as cork.
9. Away with pride and cold disdain, Or you’ll too long a maid remain.
10. Don’t have for motto--“Both best,”-- But--“Choose one, look at the rest.”
11. ’Tis simply true, tho’ now you may laugh, That you will worship a golden calf.
12. This year a lover will with pride, Watch thee sporting in the tide.
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“THE FINISH.”--JEROME PARK.]
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When a man dies suddenly “without the aid of a physician,” as an Irishman once said, the coroner must be called in. If a man dies regularly after being treated by a doctor, everybody knows why he died, and the coroner’s inquest is not necessary.
We have just received a sample copy of a new song, entitled “Put your arms around me, dear.” Any lady who desires to try it, can do so by calling at our office after business hours--we mean the song.
“Union is not always strength,” as Sir Charles Napier said, when he saw the purser mixing his rum and water.
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THEY MUST GO!
Ask For ROUGH ON RATS
Trade M’rk
ASK DRUGGISTS FOR IT
15 CTS PER BOX
THEY MUST GO
ROUGH ON RATS CLEARS OUT RATS MICE BED BUGS ETC.
The thing desired found at last. Don’t die on the premises. Ask Druggists for “ROUGH ON RATS.” It clears out Roaches, Bed-bugs, Rats, Mice, &c. 15 and 25c. Boxes.]
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LADIES, IT’S JUST LOVELY.
The Seaside Sibyl · The Wunder Library — complete classics, free to read, with narration.