Part 14

A Mexican girl living at Tusceolo has three well developed arms. She can do up her hair without cramming her mouth full of hairpins.

Nothing does a doctor so much good as to prescribe an ocean voyage for a sick man who can’t raise enough money to pay his street car fare down town.

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IMPORTANT.

LAWS OF HEALTH.

Patients are expected to observe the following selections from Laws of Health.

COMMIT no excesses of any kind at any time.

KEEP regular hours; get 8 to 9 hours’ sleep, or more, in 24 hours.

EAT regularly, sparingly, and only of easily digested food, using no highly spiced dishes, pies, pickles, little or no pork, nor ham, and no mince pies; eat slowly, and masticate food thoroughly, and never eat a full meal on going to bed.

THE BOWELS should move at least once in 24 hours; to secure this, use “WELLS’ MAY APPLE PILLS.”

USE NO TOBACCO whilst under treatment.

KEEP FEET dry, and warm, and head cool.

DRINK NO ALCOHOLIC LIQUORS, ale or beer.

AVOID EXCESSIVE sexual excitement, or irregularity.

GET ALL the out-door exercise possible.

BATHE the entire person, cleansing and rubbing well, surely not less than once a week; use warm, hot, or cold water, as best agrees with you.

CLEANSE the mouth and teeth after each meal.

BE AS JOYFUL and mirthful as possible, but avoid low minded, lewd or vulgar companions.

PERSONS WRITING FOR ADVICE

Should enclose $5.00 for special medicines.

SPECIAL MEDICINES.

If necessary (as is sometimes the case) where disease is complicated, special medicines will be prepared here at laboratory, and sufficient sent, on receipt of $5.00, to last a month.

E. S. WELLS, 22 Summit Ave., Jersey City.

NO GOODS SENT C. O. D.

Money should be sent by Post Office Money Order, Registered Letter or Express. Write your name and address plainly.

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(NEW STYLE LABEL ADOPTED FEB’Y, 1882.)

WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER