Part 31

“Perkins’s beer, is it! I know Perkins very well; I shall see him soon, and will settle with him for three long glasses of his incomparable brew. Good morning.”

A Conspiracy.

188. Three gentlemen are going over a ferry with their three servants, who conspire to rob them if they can get one gentleman to two of them, or two to three, on either side of the ferry. They have a boat that will only carry two at once, and either a gentleman or a servant must bring back the boat each time a cargo of them goes over. How can the gentlemen get over with all their servants so as to avoid an attack?

189. Find two numbers whose product is equal to the difference of their squares, and the sum of their squares equal to the difference of their cubes?

190. Divide 1400 into such parts as shall have the same ratio as the cubes of the first four natural numbers.

This was the tempting notice lately exhibited in the window of a dealer in cheap shirts: “They won’t last long at this price!”

POSTING THE LEDGER.

The well known author of several works on account-keeping, Mr. Yaldwyn, tells a rather good thing which actually occurred in New Zealand some time back. Mr. Yaldwyn was at the time engaged examining the books in one of the offices in a country town, and enquired from one of the clerks standing near if the ledger were posted. The person appealed to answered that “he didn’t know,” whereupon Mr. Y. said that he required it done, and with as little delay as possible. A few minutes later the same individual came rushing in and informed him that the ledger was “posted.” Such a piece of “lightning book-keeping” so surprised Mr. Y. that he further questioned the man, who replied “You said you wanted the ledger posted, and, begorra, I posted it.” It then dawned upon Mr. Yaldwyn that the clerk, who was an Irishman, had actually posted the book in the post office!

THEY MANAGED IT.

191. Billy and Tommy, two aboriginals, killed a kangaroo in the bush, and began quarrelling over the weight of the animal. They had no proper means of weighing it, but, knowing their own weights, Billy 130 lbs. and Tommy 190 lbs., they placed a log of wood across a stump so that it balanced with one on each end. They then exchanged places, and, the lighter man taking the kangaroo on his knees, the log again balanced. What was the weight of the kangaroo?

192. A son asked his father how old he was, and received the following answer: “Your age is now one quarter of mine, but five years ago it was only one-fifth.” How old is the father?

193. Place three sixes together so as to make seven.

THE PASSING TRAINS PUZZLE.

194. If through passenger trains running to and from New York and San Francisco daily start at the same hour from each place (difference of longitude not being considered) and take the same time--seven days--for the trip, how many such trains coming in an opposite direction will a train leaving New York meet before it arrives at San Francisco?

THE SCHOOL-TEACHER “CAUGHT.”

Two of our Public Schools were engaged playing a football match one afternoon. The head master of one of them had generously given the boys a half-holiday; but the gentleman who held the same capacity in the other school, not being an ardent admirer of Australia’s national game, refused to do so. When school assembled in the afternoon, a boy volunteered to ask the master for the desired holiday. When the question was put, he firmly answered, “No, no!” whereupon the bright youth called out: “Hurrah! we have our holiday; two negatives make an affirmative.” The teacher was so pleased at the boy’s sharpness that he dismissed the school right away.

195. A man arrives at the railway station nearest to his home 1½ hours before the time at which he had ordered his carriage to meet him. He sets out at once to walk at the rate of four miles an hour, and, meeting his carriage when it had travelled eight miles, reaches home exactly one hour earlier than he had originally expected. How far was his house from the station, and at what rate was his carriage driven?

“OFF THE TRACK.”

196. A man starts to walk from a town, A, to a town B, a distance by road of 16 miles, at the rate of 4 miles an hour. There is a point C on the road, at which the road to B leads away to the right, and another road at right-angles to this latter goes to the left, “to no place in particular.” The unwary traveller gets on to this left hand road, and is walking for 2¼ hours since he left A, before he finds out his mistake, and he resolves not to go back to the junction, which is five miles away, but makes straight across the bush to B, and strikes it exactly. How long did it take to go from A to B?

GAMBLING.

197. Three friends, A, B, and C, sit down to play cards. As a result of the first game, A lost to each of B and C as much money as they started to play with; the result of the second game B lost similarly to each of A and C; and in the third, C lost similarly to each of A and B;--and they then had 24s. each. What had they each at first?

This Sticks Them Up.

198. A, who is a dealer in horses, sells one to B for £55. B very soon discovers that he does not require the animal, and sells him back to A for £50. Now, A is not long in finding another customer for the horse: he sells it to C for £60. How much money does A make out of this transaction?

This question has been the cause of endless discussion and argument.

It might be as well to state that when A first sold the horse to B he neither made nor lost any money by the deal.

SCRIPTURAL FINANCE.

199. What is the earliest banking transaction mentioned in the Bible? The answer generally given to this is, “The check which Pharaoh received on the banks of the Red Sea, crossed by Moses & Co.” There is still an earlier instance: see if you can find it out.

200. How much tea at 6s. per lb. must be mixed with 12 lbs. at 3s. 8d. per lb. so that the mixture may be worth 4s. 4d. per lb.?