INSPECTOR
We must have meat!
BOY
(Proudly.)
And my father’s going to bring us some venison.
DOCTOR
Your father?
BOY
He’s gone to the mountains--to hunt and fish. (Leans against his mother.)
INSPECTOR
(To the Boy.)
Hush!
DOCTOR
(Triumphantly.)
Ha! Hunt and fish!
INSPECTOR
Yes, hunt and fish. Why not?
DOCTOR
(Sarcastically.)
My dear lady, I see that you really ARE interested in animals.
INSPECTOR
(Angrily.)
Oh, I know what you mean! But let me tell you something: When my husband hunts, he gives an animal a chance for its life. And if he kills, he kills quick. But you--you mutilate in the name of science. You tie down your victims--and torture!
DOCTOR
I use ether and chloroform. But your husband--when he pulls a trout from the stream, it dies of suffocation.
INSPECTOR
(To the Boy, irritably.)
Don’t lean against me like that!
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