DOCTOR
Why should you sneak and hide?
(The Boy goes to his mother.)
INSPECTOR
Let me introduce myself. (Opens her coat, displaying a metal badge pinned on her breast.)
DOCTOR
So you’re a spy!
INSPECTOR
I’m an inspector!
DOCTOR
I’ve seen you before.
INSPECTOR
I’ve been keeping an eye on you.
DOCTOR
Well, go ahead! What is it you want to know?
INSPECTOR
I want to know what you do to these poor, dumb creatures.
DOCTOR
I use them to fight the diseases carried by flies.
INSPECTOR
(Sneeringly.)
Oh, you vivisectionists have a FINE excuse for your cruelty! Flies!
DOCTOR
Yes, flies! When all the flies are dead, we doctors will be out of a job. For now we know that--
INSPECTOR
Please come back to the animals.
DOCTOR
(Shrugs, crosses to the Monkey.)
"swat the Fly!": a One-Act Fantasy · The Wunder Library — complete classics, free to read, with narration.