Oh! Oh! (Hops aside and covers her eyes with her forepaws. Her ears tremble.)
MONKEY
(Retreats in the opposite direction and cowers in fear.)
Oh! Oh!
DOG
Come on, Kitten!
CAT
Swat him! Swat him!
HORSE
Swat him! (Rears excitedly.)
FLY
Buzz-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z! Buzz-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z! Buzz-z-z-z-z-z-z!
(There is a struggle. The Dog growls; the Cat spits. Suddenly the Dog and the Cat separate. The Fly is lying on his back, dead. The Cat and the Dog come down to the kennel. The Rabbit uncovers her eyes. The Monkey regains his brave air.)
HORSE
Well, good-bye to one little germ carrier!
DOG
And a thousand little flies are fatherless.
CAT
(Smoothes her fur.)
Why, that Doctor brought me home when I was starving in the street! Purr-r-r! Purr-r-r!
RABBIT
And he took ME away from a bad little boy! (Hops to the hutch.)
MONKEY
And after all, he’s a relative of mine. And--blood is thicker than water! (He strolls toward the laboratory door.)
DOG
My friend, suppose, after this, that instead of fighting the Doctor, we fight the flies!
ALL
Good! Yes! Hoorah! We’ll swat the flies!
"swat the Fly!": a One-Act Fantasy · The Wunder Library — complete classics, free to read, with narration.