The King was in his counting-house Counting out his money; The Queen was in the parlor, Eating bread and honey. The maid was in the garden Hanging out the clothes When along came a blackbird And nipped off her nose."
Sing a song o' sixpence A pocket full of rye; I know another blackbird Baked in a pie. The maid it was who baked it With all her might and main, Resolved there'd be one blackbird That shouldn't nip again.
I LOVE LITTLE PUSSY
"I love little pussy, her coat is so warm, And if I don't hurt her, she'll do me no harm. I'll sit by the fire and give her some food, And pussy will love me because I am good."
I never will dress her again, that is sure. Her scratches, you see, are not easy to cure. And I find that it takes much more time than you'd guess, To sew up the rents in my dolly's best dress.
I'd give a good deal, if it wasn't for that, To see how she'd look in my dolly's new hat. But no, I'll not try it, you never can tell; And politeness is best till one's scratches get well.
The Horner Brothers
BY Elizabeth Raymond Woodward
Jack Horner had three brothers, Their names were Horner, too-- One was James, and one was George, And the little one was Hugh. And they always did exactly What they saw Jackie do-- James and George and the littlest one, The one whose name was Hugh.
So when Jack's Christmas pie was made, They made three others, too-- One for James, and one for George, And a little one for Hugh. And they sat up in corners, As they'd seen Jackie do-- James and George and the littlest one, The one whose name was Hugh.
I'm sure 't was very lucky (Does it not seem so to you?) That the room had just four corners For Jack James George and Hugh For if Jackie had a corner, There must be corners, too, For James and George and the littlest one, The one whose name was Hugh.
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A little old man with a shiny bald head Was told by his wife they were all out of bread. He puckered his lips and replied with a frown, "Then bring me some toast that is crusty and brown."
JINGLES
THERE WAS A MAN IN OUR TOWN
There was a man in our town, And all he did each day Was to skip and hop along the streets And on a trumpet play.
A MOST WONDERFUL SIGHT
The most wonderful sight I ever did see Was an owl on the branch of our old oak-tree; His eyes were so large and his head was so small That he seemed all eyes and no head at all.
SAILING
Afloat, afloat, in a golden boat! Hoist the sail to the breeze! Steer by a star to lands afar That sleep in the southern seas, And then come home to our teas!
An Up-to-date Pussy-cat.
Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been? I've been to London in my new machine. Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you there? The auto broke down and was hard to repair. Adeline Knapp.
MISERY IN COMPANY
The rain is falling, The fire is out! Jane has the toothache, John has the gout!
COURT NEWS
BY LUCY FITCH PERKINS
The king and queen went out to-day, A-riding on a load of hay. The king fell off and lost his crown, The queen fell, too, and tore her gown.
A MESSAGE TO MOTHER GOOSE.
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