He had gone as far as Canal Street, and was just about to turn the corner, when he heard a low, chirping sort of whistle. All in a second his face changed its expression. The merry wrinkles melted and his mustache drew itself compactly together. But he did not turn his head or alter his gait. He walked on for several steps until he heard the whistle again, and this time its tone was sharp. He stopped, wheeled around, and encountered two men.
One of these was a darkly tinted, strongly built man, with big brown eyes, tremendous arms, and an oppressive manner. To him Mr. Ricketty at once addressed himself.
"Ah, my dear Inspector!" he cried gayly. "I'm amazingly happy to see you. You're looking so well and hearty."
"Yes, Steve," replied the darkly tinted man, "I'm feeling fairly well, Steve, and how is it with you?"
"So, so."
"I haven't happened to meet you recently, Steve."
"Well, no, Inspector. I've been West, but my brother's death--"
"I never knew you had a brother, Steve?"
"Oh, yes, Inspector; and a charming fellow he was. He died last week and--"
"Was he honest, Steve?"
"As honest as a quart measure."
"And did he tell the truth?"
"Like a sun-dial."
"Then it's an almighty pity he died, for you need that kind of man in your family, Steve."
Mr. Ricketty closed one of his little black eyes, and drew down the ends of his mustache, but beyond this indirect method of communicating his thoughts he made no reply to this observation.
"I suppose you're not contemplating a very long stay in the city, Steve?" suggested the Inspector.
"N--n--no," said Mr. Ricketty.
"You seem in doubt?"
"No, I guess I'll return to the West this afternoon."
"Well, on the whole, I shouldn't wonder if that wouldn't be best. Your brother's estate can be settled up, I fancy, without you?"
"It aint very large."
"Well, then, good-by, Steve, and, mind now, this afternoon."
"All right, Inspector; good-by!"
As Mr. Ricketty disappeared down Canal Street, the inspector of police turned to his friend and said: "That fellow was a clergyman once, and they say he used to preach brilliant sermons."
II.
MR. JAYRES.
Bootsey Biggs was a Boy. From the topmost hair of his shocky head to the nethermost sole of his tough little feet, Bootsey Biggs was a Boy. Bootsey was on his way to business. He had come to his tenement home in Cherry Street, just below Franklin Square, to partake of his noonday meal. He had climbed five flights of tenement-house stairs, equal to about thirty flights of civilized stairs, and procuring the key of his mother's room from Mrs. Maguinness, who lived in the third room beyond, where it was always left when Mrs. Biggs went out to get her papers, he had entered within the four walls that he called his home.
Spread upon the little pine table that stood in one corner was his luncheon all ready for him, and after clambering into the big dry-goods box originally purchased for a coal-bin, but converted under the stress of a recent emergency into the baby's crib, and after kissing and poking and mauling and squeezing the poor little baby into a mild convulsion, Bootsey had gone heartily at work upon his luncheon.
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