"Well?"
"What do you think of it?"
"It's a beaut!"
"I say, Doc," said Finnegan, "now, won't every fellow in the school be crying for one, won't be happy till he gets it, and all that sort of thing?"
"Every fellow in the school will have one," said Macnooder carefully, making a distinction which was perceived only by the Tennessee Shad.
"Now, Doc," said Dink, still glowing with his triumph over the Tennessee Shad, "let's talk business."
Macnooder took off the glasses and minutely polished them with his handkerchief.
"You've formed a company, eh?"
"The Third Triumvirate--the three of us."
"Well, where do I come in?"
"You're to be our foreign representative."
"Commission ten per cent," added Finnegan carefully.
The Tennessee Shad said nothing, waiting expectantly. Macnooder rose whistling through his teeth and stood gazing down at the alarm clock.
"Foreign representative, commission ten per cent," he said softly.
"We thought we'd give you first whack at it," said Stover in a careless, business-like way.
"So. What's your idea of developing it?"
"Why, we thought of installing it for a dollar."
"With the clock?"
"Oh, no! The clock extra."
"Charging a dollar for string and pulley?"
"And the invention."
"Humph!"
"Well, Doc, is it a go?" said Dink, observing him fall into a revery.
"No, I guess I'm not much interested in this," said Macnooder, taking up his hat. "There's no money in it."
"Why, Doc," said Finnegan, aghast, "you said yourself every fellow would have to have it."
"Would have it," said Macnooder in correction. "The invention's all right, but it's not salable."
"Why not?"
"Nothing to sell. First fellow who sees it can do it himself."
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