"But, sire, would you but look at me! How can I stand the humiliation. Just look at me!" Venus stamped her foot in exasperation.
"Yes, my dear, I am looking. Oh, yes! Eh, to be honest, I can't even see a single wrinkle. Just a moment, let me put on my eyeballs." He adjusted his bifocals carefully on his nose.
"My dear, you look delectable. Wrinkles! Bah!"
"You jest. I saw it only this morning. Right here, on my forehead. Do examine me more closely."
Zeus pursued his examination with great gusto, until the entrance of Hera distracted him. Gruffly he growled, "Well, if a wrinkle is there, it is a beautiful one. Let me see? Ah, I have it. I shall send for expert advise. Rest assured, I'll solve the problem."
Hera watched suspiciously, finally spoke as Venus departed.
"What's that young snip want. You were certainly giving her a thorough perusal. Which, I might add, you were relishing mightily."
"The duties I must perform. They weigh on me heavily indeed, my dear. Venus has detected a wrinkle. Sad, but the curse of Cronus, you know."
With a suddenness that Demo had come to abhor he found himself once more before the might of Zeus.
Arrow notched, bow drawn, he had the game on the dinner plate - and then, whoosh, the forest, the buck, everything - disappeared. And now he stood before Zeus, his arrow still ready for its flight.
Zeus ducked precipitously behind his throne.
"Now, boy, now, now! Didn't mean to startle you. Eh, just release the arrow - No! I mean, just return your arrow to its quiver. There will be other bucks, I assure you."
Demo turned red, quickly returned the arrow to its pouch.
"My apologies, Sire. You called me at an awkward moment. No offense was intended."
"Delighted, really delighted, to have you here once more. I look back upon our last little adventure together with fond remembrance. Fond remembrance? I like that combination. I'll have to use it again sometime."
Demo waited quietly. Zeus rarely spent time in empty conversation. Though it might seem like prattle, somewhere hidden was meaning - and danger.
"Have I talked with you of Cronus? No, I think not. Well, Cronus bore a grudge against us - myself, the other Gods. Some, they say, get mad, others get even. Not Cronus - oh, no! Cronus get mad? Never! Cronus get even? Perish the thought!"
Zeus stalked back and forth before the throne. His face was turning red in exasperation, and sweat trickled from his brow.
Already the dark clouds were beginning to form above Olympus.
"Now you stop that!" Hera exclaimed. "And quit rambling! Do tell the poor boy of Cronus' monstrous gift to the Gods! And do get on with it!"
"Hmmm, yes, my dear. Where was I?" He wiped his brow.
"Cronus was furious. F . U . R . I . O . U . S!"
"The boy knows how to spell. Be a bit more concise, Zeus. You know, we have this garden party shortly. Quickly now!" Hera was petulant.
"Of course the boy knows how to spell. Eh, don't you, my lad?"
"Oh, yes, Sire! My mother taught me well. She says . . . "
"Another time, boy. Another time." Zeus brushed off his comments.
"He was furious. He had no intent to get even. No way! Even would never do. It was his wish to lay upon us troubles ten times greater than those he received. Even? Ha!"
"And so he did. The Curse of Cronus! Has a nice ring to it, don't you think. I remember well the ceremony. In deep sonorous tones he enunciated those very words - The Curse of Cronus - and then repeated it three times. Melodramatic type, he was. I could almost hear the deep swelling boom of a gong as he ended each pronouncement." He paused, seemed to be thinking.
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