Part 9

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WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER.

Greatest Remedy on Earth!

CURES

HEADACHE, DYSPEPSIA, NERVOUSNESS, DECLINE,

SOUR STOMACH, AGUE, NIGHT SWEATS, MALARIA,

JAUNDICE, WIND ON STOMACH, HEARTBURN, FEMALE WEAKNESS,

NERVOUS WEAKNESS, DEBILITY, LIVER COMPLAINT, IMPOTENCE,

INDIGESTION, CONSTIPATION, WEIGHT in STOMACH, PILES,

RESTLESSNESS, SEXUAL DEBILITY, FORGETFULNESS, CHILLS,

WEAKNESS OF THE GENERATIVE FUNCTIONS.

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54. You’ll go back, when the weather cools, To taffy-pulling and singing schools.

55. Like the flow and ebb of tide Your spirits rise and soon subside.

56. Bright visions rise, as this year falls, Of concerts, theatres and balls.

57. At Saratoga’s famous springs An era bright for you begins.

58. Sing when you’re sad And soon you’ll feel glad.

59. When summer’s heat and sport are o’er In Florida you’ll seek for more.

60. Avoid all that sin and cruel temptation Which assail all young folk in the summer vacation.

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RURAL SPORTS.]

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A Leeds paper says that a young widow in that city, who writes well, is training herself for an editor. Who is the editor?

Did you ever know a country town that hadn’t the best brass band in the State?

It is difficult to tell how much a fish will weigh by looking at the scales.

A statistician estimates that courtships average three tons of coal each.

The easiest way to pay a gas bill is to burn kerosene.

Lament of the sidewalk: “Everybody is down on me.”