"Cut that out; any fool can be sarcastic."
"You surprise and pain me. If it is sarcasm to refer to you as a lady----?"
"Where's Dubois?"
He waved his hand toward the coulee and she walked away.
The Dago Duke looked after her with an expression of amused speculation in his handsome eyes. What deviltry was she up to now?
"Addio, mia bella Napoli," he whistled. "Addio! addio!" What difference did it make so long as she confined her activities to Dubois?--since he had no more liking for one than the other.
The Dago Duke had applied to Dubois for work as a sheep-herder and got it.
After the memorable midnight session with pink lizards and the Gila monster, the Dago Duke applied for work as a sheep-herder and got it, chiefly because of his indifference to the question of wages.
"I want to get away from the gilded palaces of vice and my solicitous friends; I want to lead the simple, virtuous life of a sheep-herder until my system recovers from a certain shock," explained the applicant glibly, "and something within me tells me that you are not the man to refuse a job to a youth filled with such a worthy ambition."
Dubois grinned understandingly and gave him work at half a sheep-herder's usual pay.
Whatever the nature of Dr. Harpe's business with his employer, the interview appeared to have been eminently satisfactory to them both, for she was smiling broadly, while Dubois seemed not only excited but elated when they returned together.
He looked after her buggy as she drove away, and chuckled--
"Ha--she brings me good news--zat woman!"
While the Dago Duke was warming up the fried potatoes and bacon, which remained from breakfast, over the rusty camp-stove, Dubois was diving under his bunk for a box from which he produced a yellowed shirt and collar, together with a suit of black clothes, nearly new.
"Per Iddio! 'Tis the Day of Judgment and you've gotten inside information!" jeered the Dago Duke.
Dubois showed his yellowed teeth.
"Mais oui, 'eet is ze Resurrection."
"I swear, you look like Napoleon, Dubois!" gibed the Dago Duke, when he was fully arrayed.
"Why not?" The Frenchman's face wore a complacent smirk. "Ze Little Corporal, he married a queen."
The frying-pan of fried potatoes all but dropped from the Dago Duke's hand, while his employer enjoyed to the utmost the amazement upon his face.
"The lady doc?"
Dubois threw up both hands in vehement protest.
"Non, non! Mon Dieu, non, non!"
The Dago Duke shrugged his shoulders impertinently.
"You aim higher, perhaps?"
"Mais certes," he leered. "Old Dubois has thirty thousand sheep."
"To exchange for----"
"A queen, ze belle of Crowheart--Mees Essie Teesdale!"
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