"You've forgotten the pictures," said Mr. Smith.
"Ah! the pictures," cried Aristide, with a wide sweep of his arms. "Galleries full of them. Raphael, Michael Angelo, Wiertz, Reynolds----"
He paused, not in order to produce the effect of a dramatic aposiopesis, but because he could not for the moment remember other names of painters.
"It is a truly historical château," said he.
"I should love to see it," said the girl.
Aristide threw out his arms across the table. "It is yours, mademoiselle, for your honeymoon," said he.
Dinner came to an end. Miss Christabel left the gentlemen to their wine, an excellent port whose English qualities were vaunted by the host. Aristide, full of food and drink and the mellow glories of the castle in Languedoc, and smoking an enormous cigar, felt at ease with all the world. He knew he should like the kind Mr. Smith, hospitable though somewhat insular man. He could stay with him for a week--or a month--why not a year?
After coffee and liqueurs had been served Mr. Smith rose and switched on a powerful electric light at the end of the large room, showing a picture on an easel covered by a curtain. He beckoned to Aristide to join him and, drawing the curtain, disclosed the picture.
"There!" said he. "Isn't it a stunner?"
It was a picture all grey skies and grey water and grey feathery trees, and a little man in the foreground wore a red cap.
"It is beautiful, but indeed it is magnificent!" cried Aristide, always impressionable to things of beauty.
"Genuine Corot, isn't it?"
"Without doubt," said Aristide.
His host poked him in the ribs. "I thought I'd astonish you. You wouldn't believe Gottschalk could have done it. There it is--as large as life and twice as natural. If you or anyone else can tell it from a genuine Corot I'll eat my hat. And all for eight pounds."
Aristide looked at the beefy face and caught a look of cunning in the little pig's eyes.
"Now are you satisfied?" asked Mr. Smith.
"More than satisfied," said Aristide, though what he was to be satisfied about passed, for the moment, his comprehension.
"If it was a copy of an existing picture, you know--one might have understood it--that, of course, would be dangerous--but for a man to go and get bits out of various Corots and stick them together like this is miraculous. If it hadn't been for a matter of business principle I'd have given the fellow eight guineas instead of pounds--hanged if I wouldn't! He deserves it."
"He does indeed," said Aristide Pujol.
"And now that you've seen it with your own eyes, what do you think you might ask me for it? I suggested something between two and three thousand--shall we say three? You're the owner, you know." Again the process of rib-digging. "Came out of that historic château of yours. My eye! you're a holy terror when you begin to talk. You almost persuaded me it was real."
"Tiens!" said Aristide to himself. "I don't seem to have a château after all."
"Certainly three thousand," said he, with a grave face.
"That young man thinks he knows a lot, but he doesn't," said Mr. Smith.
"Ah!" said Aristide, with singular laconicism.
"Not a blooming thing," continued his host. "But he'll pay three thousand, which is the principal, isn't it? He's partner in the show, you know, Ralston, Wiggins, and Wix's Brewery"--Aristide pricked up his ears--"and when his doddering old father dies he'll be Lord Ranelagh and come into a million of money."
"Has he seen the picture?" asked Aristide.
"Oh, yes. Regards it as a masterpiece. Didn't Brauneberger tell you of the Lancret we planted on the American?" Mr. Smith rubbed hearty hands at the memory of the iniquity. "Same old game. Always easy. I have nothing to do with the bargaining or the sale. Just an old friend of the ruined French nobleman with the historic château and family treasures. He comes along and fixes the price. I told our friend Harry----"
"Good," thought Aristide. "This is the same Honourable Harry, M.P., who is engaged to the ravishing Miss Christabel."
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