"Monsieur, I have hustled him from the terrace several times; I have summoned aid from my fellow domestics; the chauffeur, Vignier, chases him with frequency into the shrubbery; Maurice and the lad, Henri, pursue him with horsewhips----"
"Is it that voyou who is all over bandages?" demanded Warner incredulously.
"It is, Monsieur----"
Out of sheer contempt for the creature and for all his species, Warner had ordered him to be fed and turned loose. And here he was, back again, hanging around!
"Where is he?"
"He dodged into the shrubbery across the lawn."
The effontery of Asticot amazed Warner. With an impatient gesture he turned on his heel to traverse the lawn. And at the same moment Asticot emerged from the bushes bordering it.
His bruised and ratty eyes blinked nervously; his battered casquette de marlou was in his hand; his knees, and his teeth also, seemed inclined to smite together. Plainly, he was terrified; and when Warner walked swiftly toward him across the lawn, the creature uttered a sort of stifled squeak.
"Asticot," said Warner, in pleasant, even tones, "I told the servants to feed you and turn you loose. Also, I left word that I'd kill you the next time I caught you hanging around here. Did they give you that message?"
"M-m'sieu'----"
"Did they?"
"Alas!"
"Then why are you still prowling in this vicinity? Do you want to be killed?"
A suppressed howl escaped the bandaged ruffian.
"I do not desire to go away from M'sieu'! No! I desire to remain under his powerful protection----"
"What!"
"I desire to serve M'sieu'--to dedicate my life to the service of M'sieu', my patron, powerful and terrible. I have need to render him homage--I, Asticot, grateful and affectionate----" He blubbered sentimentally, squirming like a kicked and abject dog.
Warner, astonished, stared at the writhing ruffian for a few moments, then he burst into a laugh.
"Why, you Parisian sewer rat," he said, "do you imagine that I could have any use for you?"
"M'sieu'! I ask as wages only a crust, a pallet of straw in some corner, and a few pennies which will enable me to 'fry a cigarette' when I am lonely----"
"I don't want you!" repeated Warner, disgusted, but much amused. "Why do you imagine that I have any employment to offer a cutthroat?"
"There is le Pere Wildresse," replied Asticot, naively.
"Do you imagine I expect to hire somebody to murder him?"
"M'sieu'--it is but natural."
Warner's laughter died out and his expression altered.
"Come, Asticot, cut away," he said quietly, "or I shall become angry!"
"M'sieu'! Don't drive me away!" he whined. "I know how to wash brushes in black soap----"
"What!"
The Girl Philippa · The Wunder Library — complete classics, free to read, with narration.