MRS. ROBERTS, appearing: ‘Who, Willis?’
WILLIS: ‘A very great and good man—George Washington.’
MRS. ROBERTS: ‘I thought you meant Edward.’
WILLIS: ‘Well, I don’t suppose there is much difference.’
MRS. CRASHAW: ‘The robber has been caught, Agnes.’
MRS. ROBERTS: ‘Caught? Nonsense! You don’t mean it! How can you trifle with such a subject? I know you are joking! Who is it?’
YOUNG BEMIS: ‘You never could guess—’
MRS. BEMIS: ‘Never in the world!’
MRS. ROBERTS: ‘I don’t wish to. But oh, Mr. Bemis, I’ve just come from my own children, and you must be merciful to his family!’
BEMIS: ‘For your sake, dear lady, I will.’
BELLA, between the portières: ‘Dinner is ready, Mrs. Roberts.’
MRS. ROBERTS, passing her hand through Mr. Bemis’s arm: ‘Oh, then you must go in with me, and tell me all about it.’
The Garotters · The Wunder Library — complete classics, free to read, with narration.