"How can I call it anything else? Besides, has it occurred to you that, should any copies of to-day's issue get through these lines, the Foltlebarres will be thrown into a state of volcanic eruption?"
"If the Foltlebarres aren't absolute beetles they'll jump for joy. How could their boy possibly do better?"
"I don't see how myself."
"Ah, if you're going to back up Toby, the day is as good as won."
"You're very kind to say so."
The red was dying out of Lady Hannah's ear-tips. That "You're very kind" had a gratified sound. The most rigorous and implacable of men can be buttered, she thought, if the emollient be dexterously applied. And a bright spark of naughty triumph snapped in each of her birdlike black eyes.
"Thanks." He was speaking again. "Apologies for keeping you. You're up to your eyes in Hospital work, I don't doubt."
"There is enough to keep one going."
"Without the additional tax of literary labour." She was conscious of a premonitory, apprehensive chill that travelled from the roots of her hair down her spine, and apparently made its exit at the heels of her Louis Quinze shoes. "So the 'Social Jottings' column will not appear in the Siege Gazette after to-day. Good-morning."
"Is that my punishment for insubordination?"
Not a sound in reply. "He must have hung up the receiver and gone away. Oh, horrid, horrid male superiority!" thought Lady Hannah. "To have been put under arrest, even to have been ordered out and shot, would be preferable to being figuratively spanked and put in the corner." She winked away some more tears, and sniffed a little dejectedly. "And only the other day he seemed quite pleased with me," she added pensively. Then she shrugged her shoulders, and rang up the Head Hospital, North Veld Road.
"Who you-e?"
It was the sing-song voice of the Barala hall-boy.
"I'm Lady Hannah Wrynche. Is the Reverend Mother on duty in the wards to-day?"
"I go see. You hang-e on."
Lady Hannah hung on until her small remaining stock of patience deserted her. As she stamped her small feet, longing to accelerate the languid movements of the hall-boy with a humanely-wielded hatpin, a whisper in the velvet voice she knew stole across the distance.
"Hannah. Is it you?"
"It's me, Biddy dear."
There was a soft laugh that ended in a sigh. "It is so long since anybody called me that."
"I wouldn't dare to with you looking at me."
"Am I so formidable of aspect? But go on."
"It's not so easy. But I've had an awful morning. Everybody I like best down on me like bricks and m----" The speaker gulped a sob.
"You are crying, dear!"
"Not a drop. But if you join in the heckling I shall dribble away and dissolve in salt water. It's all about those wretched paragraphs of mine in the Siege Gazette. But perhaps you haven't seen it?"
"I have seen it."
"You were quite willing that the fiançailles should be made public.... Indeed, you gave me to understand you desired it."
"I was quite willing. I did wish it."
"Yes.... Thank you, dear; that was what I wanted to hear from you. I understand now what the one clapping pair of hands must mean to the actor who is booed by all the rest of the audience. Good-bye, dear."
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