It was all I could do not to burst out laughing. But it would have spoiled everything for me if I had laughed.
"You have tortured the Dutch," said I. "But now it's finished. The Dutch have tired of the torture."
"Oh, you're tired? Then you had better go, I suppose. Why are you waiting?"
"You stopped me for something. What was it?"
"I--hardly know. It was only--I was going to propose----"
"You were going to propose?"
"That--you stayed a little longer. You were to take us--them, I mean--on an excursion to-day in your motor-car. They're getting ready now. They'll be--so disappointed."
"I'll lend you--them--my car and my chauffeur."
"No, it would be horrid without y--It would be too ungracious. I--they--couldn't accept."
"I'm sorry."
"Don't you think maybe you'd better stay a little longer?"
"No, Miss Van Buren, I go now, or I--go with you to the end." I wonder if she guessed just what I meant by those words? "I'll not stop, after what's passed between us, for a day longer, except on two conditions."
"Conditions? You make conditions with me?"
"Certainly, I have the right."
"You are extraordinary."
"I am a Dutchman."
"Oh, here comes Lady MacNairne--in her motor-coat and hood. She bought them yesterday--because they're Tibe-color. What excuse can I make? Oh, what are your conditions?"
"First, that you tell me you want me to stay."
"I do--on their account."
"That's not the way."
"Well, then, I ask you to stay. I hope your next condition isn't as hard."
"You must be the judge. It is, that you'll be civil to me, and friendly--at least in appearance. I have done, and will do my best for you and 'Lorelei.' In return, I'll have no more snubs."
"But if they've been deserved? No! I won't be brow-beaten."
"Nor will I. Good-by, again, Miss Van Buren."
"Here comes Phil now, in her motoring things. Oh dear! Have it as you like. I will--be nice to you."
She smiled in spite of herself, or else to encourage me with a sample of future treatment; and giving way to impulse at last, I held out my hand.
"Shake hands on the bargain, then, and it's signed and sealed," I said.
She laid her fingers delicately in mine, and dared not look resentful when I gently pressed them.
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