Now, I am going to recite all our golden rules, for I know them by heart:
Golden Rule Number 1.--Avoid unnecessary details.
2.--Do not ask question number two until number one has been answered; nor be too curious and, too disinterested; that is do not ask too many questions nor too few.
3.--Do not interrupt another while he is speaking.
4.--Do not contradict another, especially when the subject under discussion is of trivial importance.
5.--Do not do all the talking; give your tired listener a chance.
6.--Be not continually the hero of your own story; nor, on the other hand, do not leave your story without a hero.
7.--Choose subjects of mutual interest.
8.--Be a good listener.
9.--Make your speech in harmony with your surroundings.
10.--Do not exaggerate.
11.--Indulge occasionally in a relevant quotation, but do not garble it.
12.--Cultivate tact--our new rule.
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