“We concede that much. Well?”
“I have my doubts about it--that’s all. The more I know of boys the less do I profess myself capable of following their moods; but I own I shall be very much surprised if the scheme takes. It--it isn’t the temper of the school. We prepare for the Army.”
“My business--in this matter--is to carry out the wishes of the Council. They demand a volunteer cadet-corps. A volunteer cadet-corps will be furnished. I have suggested, however, that we need not embark upon the expense of uniforms till we are drilled. General Collinson is sending us fifty lethal weapons--cut-down Sniders, he calls them--all carefully plugged.”
“Yes, that is necessary in a school that uses loaded saloon-pistols to the extent we do.” The Reverend John smiled.
“Therefore there will be no outlay except the Sergeant’s time.”
“But if he fails you will be blamed.”
“Oh, assuredly. I shall post a notice in the corridor this afternoon, and--”
“I shall watch the result.”
* * * * *
“Kindly keep your ’ands off the new arm-rack.”
Foxy wrestled with a turbulent crowd in the gymnasium. “Nor it won’t do even a condemned Snider any good to be continual snappin’ the lock, Mr. Swayne.--Yiss, the uniforms will come later, when we’re more proficient; at present we will confine ourselves to drill. I am ’ere for the purpose o’ takin’ the names o’ those willin’ to join.--Put down that Snider, Muster Hogan!”
“What are you goin’ to do, Beetle?” said a voice.
“I’ve had all the drill I want, thank you.”
“What! After all you’ve learned? Come on! Don’t be a scab! They’ll make you corporal in a week,” cried Stalky.
“I’m not goin’ up for the Army.” Beetle touched his spectacles.
“Hold on a shake, Foxy,” said Hogan. “Where are you goin’ to drill us?”
“Here--in the gym--till you are fit an’ capable to be taken out on the road.” The Sergeant threw a chest.
“For all the Northam cads to look at? Not good enough, Foxibus.”
“Well, we won’t make a point of it. You learn your drill first, an’ later we’ll see.”
“Hullo,” said Ansell of Macrea’s, shouldering through the mob. “What’s all this about a giddy cadet-corps?”
“It will save you a lot o’ time at Sandhurst,” the Sergeant replied promptly. “You’ll be dismissed your drills early if you go up with a good groundin’ before’and.”
“Hm! ‘Don’t mind learnin’ my drill, but I’m not goin’ to ass about the country with a toy Snider. Perowne, what are you goin’ to do? Hogan’s joinin’.”
“Don’t know whether I’ve the time,” said Perowne. “I’ve got no end of extra-tu as it is.”
“Well, call this extra-tu,” said Ansell. “’Twon’t take us long to mug up the drill.”
“Oh, that’s right enough, but what about marchin’ in public?” said Hogan, not foreseeing that three years later he should die in the Burmese sunlight outside Minhla Fort.
“Afraid the uniform won’t suit your creamy complexion?” McTurk asked with a villainous sneer.
“Shut up, Turkey. You aren’t goin’ up for the Army.”
“No, but I’m goin’ to send a substitute. Hi! Morrell an’ Wake! You two fags by the arm-rack, you’ve got to volunteer.”
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