Part 1

This etext was prepared from the 1910 Methuen and Co. edition by Jane Duff; proofed by David Price, email ccx074@pglaf

BY THE SAME AUTHOR REGINALD

"He is a delightful person. One would not like a rich and octogenarian uncle to suppose that Reginald was one's ideal of conduct and conversion. Yet there is sometimes reason in his paradoxical frivolities, and justice in his practical performances."--Morning Post.

"The book, by reason of its sustained brilliance, may be likened to a Brock's Benefit at the Crystal Palace."--Athenaeum.

"Mr. H. H. Munro ('Saki') has one of the lightest and most entertaining touches of the humorists of the day . . . The book is admirable comedy and free from malice and bad taste."--Queen.

"We feel sure that those who have already made Reginald's acquaintance will be glad to renew it, and that those who know him not will not regret it if they add him to the list of their fictitious (albeit very real) acquaintances, not to say friends."--Westminster Gazette.

REGINALD IN RUSSIA

AND OTHER SKETCHES

BY SAKI (H. H. MUNRO)

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METHUEN & CO. 36 ESSEX STREET W.C. LONDON

First Published in 1910.

TO M. V. P.

CONTENTS

PAGE REGINALD IN RUSSIA 1 THE RETICENCE OF LADY ANNE 7 THE LOST SANJAK 13 THE SEX THAT DOESN'T SHOP 25 THE BLOOD-FEUD OF TOAD-WATER 31 A YOUNG TURKISH CATASTROPHE 38 JUDKIN OF THE PARCELS 42 GABRIEL-ERNEST 47 THE SAINT AND THE GOBLIN 60 THE SOUL OF LAPLOSHKA 66 THE BAG 75 THE STRATEGIST 85 CROSS CURRENTS 94 THE BAKER'S DOZEN (A PLAYLET) 106 THE MOUSE 116

"The Baker's Dozen" originally appeared in "The Journal of the Leinster Regiment." The other sketches have appeared from time to time in the "Westminster Gazette." To the Editors of these publications I am indebted for courteous permission to reproduce the stories in their present form.

REGINALD IN RUSSIA

Reginald sat in a corner of the Princess's salon and tried to forgive the furniture, which started out with an obvious intention of being Louis Quinze, but relapsed at frequent intervals into Wilhelm II.

He classified the Princess with that distinct type of woman that looks as if it habitually went out to feed hens in the rain.

Her name was Olga; she kept what she hoped and believed to be a fox-terrier, and professed what she thought were Socialist opinions. It is not necessary to be called Olga if you are a Russian Princess; in fact, Reginald knew quite a number who were called Vera; but the fox-terrier and the Socialism are essential.

"The Countess Lomshen keeps a bull-dog," said the Princess suddenly. "In England is it more chic to have a bull-dog than a fox-terrier?"

Reginald threw his mind back over the canine fashions of the last ten years and gave an evasive answer.

"Do you think her handsome, the Countess Lomshen?" asked the Princess.

Reginald thought the Countess's complexion suggested an exclusive diet of macaroons and pale sherry. He said so.

"But that cannot be possible," said the Princess triumphantly; "I've seen her eating fish-soup at Donon's."

The Princess always defended a friend's complexion if it was really bad. With her, as with a great many of her sex, charity began at homeliness and did not generally progress much farther.

Reginald withdrew his macaroon and sherry theory, and became interested in a case of miniatures.

"That?" said the Princess; "that is the old Princess Lorikoff. She lived in Millionaya Street, near the Winter Palace, and was one of the Court ladies of the old Russian school. Her knowledge of people and events was extremely limited; but she used to patronise every one who came in contact with her. There was a story that when she died and left the Millionaya for Heaven she addressed St. Peter in her formal staccato French: 'Je suis la Princesse Lor-i-koff. Il me donne grand plaisir a faire votre connaissance. Je vous en prie me presenter au Bon Dieu.' St. Peter made the desired introduction, and the Princess addressed le Bon Dieu: 'Je suis la Princesse Lor-i-koff. Il me donne grand plaisir a faire votre connaissance. On a souvent parle de vous a l'eglise de la rue Million.'"