“'Why-very well-and-you?'
“He began to laugh “'I bet you don't recognize me.'
“'No, not exactly. It seems--however--'
“He slapped me on the back:
“'Come on, no joking! I am Patience, Robert Patience, your friend, your chum.'
“I recognized him. Yes, Robert Patience, my old college chum. It was he. I took his outstretched hand:
“'And how are you?'
“'Fine!'
“His smile was like a paean of victory.
“He asked:
“'What are you doing here?'
“I explained that I was government inspector of taxes.
“He continued, pointing to my red ribbon:
“'Then you have-been a success?'
“I answered:
“'Fairly so. And you?'
“'I am doing well!'
“'What are you doing?'
“'I'm in business.'
“'Making money?'
“'Heaps. I'm very rich. But come around to lunch, to-morrow noon, 17 Rue du Coq-qui-Chante; you will see my place.'
“He seemed to hesitate a second, then continued:
“'Are you still the good sport that you used to be?'
“'I--I hope so.'
“'Not married?'
“'No.'
“'Good. And do you still love a good time and potatoes?'
“I was beginning to find him hopelessly vulgar. Nevertheless, I answered “'Yes.'
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