There was another pause, which seemed to be interminable to the waiting partners. Then the voice of Wells, in quite natural tones, said, “By gum! that's funny! Read that, Dexter,--read it out loud.”
Dexter Rice, the foreman, took the proffered telegram from Wells's hand, and read as follows:--
Your uncle, Quincy Wells, died yesterday, leaving you sole heir. Will attend you to-morrow for instructions.
BAKER AND TWIGGS,
Attorneys, Sacramento.
The three miners' faces lightened and turned joyously to Wells; but HIS face looked puzzled.
“May we congratulate you, Mr. Wells?” said Wyngate, with affected politeness; “or possibly your uncle may have been English, and a title goes with the 'prop,' and you may be Lord Wells, or Very Wells--at least.”
But here Jackson Wells's youthful face lost its perplexity, and he began to laugh long and silently to himself. This was protracted to such an extent that Dexter asserted himself,--as foreman and senior partner.
“Look here, Jack! don't sit there cackling like a chuckle-headed magpie, if you ARE the heir.”
“I--can't--help it,” gasped Jackson. “I am the heir--but you see, boys, there AIN'T ANY PROPERTY.”
“What do you mean? Is all that a sell?” demanded Rice.
“Not much! Telegraph's too expensive for that sort o' feelin'. You see, boys, I've got an Uncle Quincy, though I don't know him much, and he MAY be dead. But his whole fixin's consisted of a claim the size of ours, and played out long ago: a ramshackle lot o' sheds called a cottage, and a kind of market garden of about three acres, where he reared and sold vegetables. He was always poor, and as for calling it 'property,' and ME the 'heir'--good Lord!”
“A miser, as sure as you're born!” said Wyngate, with optimistic decision. “That's always the way. You'll find every crack of that blessed old shed stuck full of greenbacks and certificates of deposit, and lots of gold dust and coin buried all over that cow patch! And of course no one suspected it! And of course he lived alone, and never let any one get into his house--and nearly starved himself! Lord love you! There's hundreds of such cases. The world is full of 'em!”
“That's so,” chimed in Pulaski Briggs, the fourth partner, “and I tell you what, Jacksey, we'll come over with you the day you take possession, and just 'prospect' the whole blamed shanty, pigsties, and potato patch, for fun--and won't charge you anything.”
For a moment Jackson's face had really brightened under the infection of enthusiasm, but it presently settled into perplexity again.
“No! You bet the boys around Buckeye Hollow would have spotted anything like that long ago.”
“Buckeye Hollow!” repeated Rice and his partners.
“Yes! Buckeye Hollow, that's the place; not twenty miles from here, and a God-forsaken hole, as you know.”
A cloud had settled on Zip Coon Ledge. They knew of Buckeye Hollow, and it was evident that no good had ever yet come out of that Nazareth.
“There's no use of talking now,” said Rice conclusively. “You'll draw it all from that lawyer shark who's coming here tomorrow, and you can bet your life he wouldn't have taken this trouble if there wasn't suthin' in it. Anyhow, we'll knock off work now and call it half a day, in honor of our distinguished young friend's accession to his baronial estates of Buckeye Hollow. We'll just toddle down to Tomlinson's at the cross-roads, and have a nip and a quiet game of old sledge at Jacksey's expense. I reckon the estate's good for THAT,” he added, with severe gravity. “And, speaking as a fa'r-minded man and the president of this yer Company, if Jackson would occasionally take out and air that telegraphic dispatch of his while we're at Tomlinson's, it might do something for that Company's credit--with Tomlinson! We're wantin' some new blastin' plant bad!”
Oddly enough the telegram--accidentally shown at Tomlinson's--produced a gratifying effect, and the Zip Coon Ledge materially advanced in public estimation. With this possible infusion of new capital into its resources, the Company was beset by offers of machinery and goods; and it was deemed expedient by the sapient Rice, that to prevent the dissemination of any more accurate information regarding Jackson's property the next day, the lawyer should be met at the stage office by one of the members, and conveyed secretly past Tomlinson's to the Ledge.
“I'd let you go,” he said to Jackson, “only it won't do for that d----d skunk of a lawyer to think you're too anxious--sabe? We want to rub into him that we are in the habit out yer of havin' things left to us, and a fortin' more or less, falling into us now and then, ain't nothin' alongside of the Zip Coon claim. It won't hurt ye to keep up a big bluff on that hand of yours. Nobody would dare to 'call' you.”
Indeed this idea was carried out with such elaboration the next day that Mr. Twiggs, the attorney, was considerably impressed both by the conduct of his guide, who (although burning with curiosity) expressed absolute indifference regarding Jackson Wells's inheritance, and the calmness of Jackson himself, who had to be ostentatiously called from his work on the Ledge to meet him, and who even gave him an audience in the hearing of his partners. Forced into an apologetic attitude, he expressed his regret at being obliged to bother Mr. Wells with an affair of such secondary importance, but he was obliged to carry out the formalities of the law.
“What do you suppose the estate is worth?” asked Wells carelessly.
“I should not think that the house, the claim, and the land would bring more than fifteen hundred dollars,” replied Twiggs submissively.
To the impecunious owners of Zip Coon Ledge it seemed a large sum, but they did not show it.
“You see,” continued Mr. Twiggs, “it's really a case of 'willing away' property from its obvious or direct inheritors, instead of a beneficial grant. I take it that you and your uncle were not particularly intimate,--at least, so I gathered when I made the will,--and his simple object was to disinherit his only daughter, with whom he had had some quarrel, and who had left him to live with his late wife's brother, Mr. Morley Brown, who is quite wealthy and residing in the same township. Perhaps you remember the young lady?”
Jackson Wells had a dim recollection of this cousin, a hateful, red-haired schoolgirl, and an equally unpleasant memory of this other uncle, who was purse-proud and had never taken any notice of him. He answered affirmatively.
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