LINA. Thank you. I keep a list of all my offers. I like to know what I'm considered worth.
TARLETON. Let me look.
LINA. [offering the book to him] It's in Polish.
TARLETON. Thats no good. Is mine the lowest offer?
LINA. No: the highest.
TARLETON. What do most of them come to? Diamonds? Motor cars? Furs? Villa at Monte Carlo?
LINA. Oh yes: all that. And sometimes the devotion of a lifetime.
TARLETON. Fancy that! A young man offering a woman his old age as a temptation!
LINA. By the way, you did not say how long.
TARLETON. Until you get tired of me.
LINA. Or until you get tired of me?
TARLETON. I never get tired. I never go on long enough for that. But when it becomes so grand, so inspiring that I feel that everything must be an anti-climax after that, then I run away.
LINA. Does she let you go without a struggle?
TARLETON. Yes. Glad to get rid of me. When love takes a man as it takes me--when it makes him great--it frightens a woman.
LINA. The lady here is your wife, isnt she? Dont you care for her?
TARLETON. Yes. And mind! she comes first always. I reserve her dignity even when I sacrifice my own. Youll respect that point of honor, wont you?
LINA. Only a point of honor?
TARLETON. [impulsively] No, by God! a point of affection as well.
LINA. [smiling, pleased with him] Shake hands, old pal [she rises and offers him her hand frankly].
TARLETON. [giving his hand rather dolefully] Thanks. That means no, doesnt it?
LINA. It means something that will last longer than yes. I like you. I admit you to my friendship. What a pity you were not trained when you were young! Youd be young still.
TARLETON. I suppose, to an athlete like you, I'm pretty awful, eh?
LINA. Shocking.
TARLETON. Too much crumb. Wrinkles. Yellow patches that wont come off. Short wind. I know. I'm ashamed of myself. I could do nothing on the high rope.
LINA. Oh yes: I could put you in a wheelbarrow and run you along, two hundred feet up.
TARLETON. [shuddering] Ugh! Well, I'd do even that for you. Read The Master Builder.
LINA. Have you learnt everything from books?
TARLETON. Well, have you learnt everything from the flying trapeze?
Misalliance · The Wunder Library — complete classics, free to read, with narration.