"No; mother will be there, but I fear she won't bring a minister. I'm so glad you imagined something far, far worse than I ever intended. It shows that you are more audacious than I--though nobody would believe it."
"I don't like your tone; but go on."
"I've been communicating rather frequently with Duke."
"So I fancied, from your changing money at every stop and doing continual sums on paper."
"It has made me a pauper--this telegraphing in war-time. The messages go by Jamaica or Porto Rico or Trinidad or Bermuda and lots of other islands, and I think some of the messages must be personally conducted straight to New York by powerful swimmers, judging by the cost."
"Go on. Don't temporize."
"I needn't repeat all of them, and in fact I haven't copies. Duke, after he had my first telegram from St. Thomas, wired back to St. Croix, 'You are willing to take my name. Why, after all, shouldn't I refuse your sacrifice and make one of my own by taking yours?' Wasn't that noble?"
"It would have softened the heart of a suffragette or a feminist. What did you reply?"
"I said: 'Never in the world!'"
"'Never' would have been enough. You wasted three words at a dollar or so apiece."
"I wanted to be strong. I said: 'Never in the world! I am not going to have you criticized and nagged and made unhappy, as if your name were a crime!' Then he wired: 'But it would remove objections, and cost only six thousand a year.' I had to wait two whole days and nights before I could cable: 'Objector will surely meet me in New York. She will probably forgive if we are both firm. My mind is made up. I would rather be a you-know-what than remain a Valentine.'"
"That was strong enough."
"I meant it to be. He has been scurrilously treated, and somebody must stand by him. Now, to-morrow, February 14th, is his birthday. I remember it because we met on St. Valentine's day, and it wasn't many hours afterward that I guessed how he felt about me."
"Dorothea! Do you mean to tell me that a man spoke to you of his feelings within twenty-four hours of the time you met?"
"No, I do not."
"You certainly intimated as much. If it wasn't many hours after you met on the 14th it must have been on the 15th."
"No, you are wrong, Charlotte. It was the evening of the same day. We met in the early morning."
"It sounds like a children's party with an exchange of those snapping-mottoes."
"Duke is nearly twenty-eight, you know, Charlotte; so it is simply nonsense to jeer at him. You ought to be able to imagine what sort of things would be said between two persons mutually attracted to each other--when you remember that he was born on February 14th and my name is Valentine. The coincidence simply put ideas into our heads; but I won't go on if you don't sympathize."
"I don't actually disapprove, not at heart. Now, what has his birthday got to do with to-morrow and St. Thomas?"
"Why, I cabled him as soon as we arrived at Barbados: 'What would you like for a birthday present from the West Indies?' I knew that he would remember we met on St. Valentine's day and an answer could reach me at St. Thomas."
"Couldn't you buy him a souvenir without inquiring at great expense what he'd prefer?"
"Ye-es; but I thought it was a nice, affectionate question."
"Well?"
"Well, he cabled one word, Charlotte."
"I guessed that the moment you quoted your message. When you asked: 'What shall I bring you from the West Indies?' Duke promptly answered, 'Yourself.'"
"Charlotte, you are positively uncanny! How did you manage to hit upon it?"
"It doesn't take as much intellect as you fancy. You are as transparent as a plate of glass. Well, when he said 'Yourself,' how did you answer him?"
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