Alexis. Indeed, my father, were I malignant I must be an atheist; for malignity is contrary to the command, and inconsistent with the belief, of God.
Peter. Am I Czar of Muscovy, and hear discourses on reason and religion? from my own son, too! No, by the Holy Trinity! thou art no son of mine. If thou touchest my knee again, I crack thy knuckles with this tobacco-stopper: I wish it were a sledge-hammer for thy sake. Off, sycophant! Off, runaway slave!
Alexis. Father! father! my heart is broken! If I have offended, forgive me!
Peter. The State requires thy signal punishment.
Alexis. If the State requires it, be it so; but let my father's anger cease!
Peter. The world shall judge between us. I will brand thee with infamy.
Alexis. Until now, O father! I never had a proper sense of glory. Hear me, O Czar! let not a thing so vile as I am stand between you and the world! Let none accuse you!
Peter. Accuse me, rebel! Accuse me, traitor!
Alexis. Let none speak ill of you, O my father! The public voice shakes the palace; the public voice penetrates the grave; it precedes the chariot of Almighty God, and is heard at the judgment-seat.
Peter. Let it go to the devil! I will have none of it here in Petersburg. Our church says nothing about it; our laws forbid it. As for thee, unnatural brute, I have no more to do with thee neither!
Ho, there! chancellor! What! come at last! Wert napping, or counting thy ducats?
Chancellor. Your Majesty's will and pleasure!
Peter. Is the Senate assembled in that room?
Chancellor. Every member, sire.
Peter. Conduct this youth with thee, and let them judge him; thou understandest me.
Chancellor. Your Majesty's commands are the breath of our nostrils.
Peter. If these rascals are amiss, I will try my new cargo of Livonian hemp upon 'em.
Chancellor. [Returning.] Sire, sire!
Peter. Speak, fellow! Surely they have not condemned him to death, without giving themselves time to read the accusation, that thou comest back so quickly.
Chancellor. No, sire! Nor has either been done.
Peter. Then thy head quits thy shoulders.
Chancellor. O sire!
Peter. Curse thy silly sires! what art thou about?
Chancellor. Alas! he fell.
Peter. Tie him up to thy chair, then. Cowardly beast! what made him fall?
Chancellor. The hand of Death; the name of father.
Peter. Thou puzzlest me; prithee speak plainlier.
Chancellor. We told him that his crime was proven and manifest; that his life was forfeited.
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