"Wall, I be gol-darned if they haint just like t'others."
I gave Jack the new set, but I turned up a corner on the boy card so every one could see it. Then I told him to mix them up, and I would make him a bet of a $1,000. We put up the money; I turned and won. Then the bystanders began to take more interest in the game than ever, and the fun began again. One fat gentleman crowded in and wanted to bet. I said:
"Boys, let us make up a pony purse, and we will all bet on the same card." My friend wanted to get into the same party, but did not have any ready cash, so he asked me for a loan, offering his watch and diamond as security. I let him have $1,000, which he put up. The fat gent put up $1,300, and another man put in $400. I put up $1,000, which made the purse $3,700. Old Jack was very drunk, but he got up his money someway, and then began to mix. We picked on the fat gentleman to do the turning. He took his time, as most fat men do, but when he turned the card it was the wrong one, so we lost all our money. Just then some one yelled out:
"Sold again and got the money."
That broke up the little game, and old Jack said:
"Boys, come and take a dram with me, and then I'll go to bed."
We all went to the bar, and when Jack took his big dram I noticed that he drank out of a different bottle from the rest of us. He then went to his room, and in a short time I went to look for him, but I did not find him in his room. He was up in the texas eating up the officers' lunch.
My friend said he would send me the money to redeem his jewelry by the barkeeper the next trip. As I had downed him for $3,400 in cash I gave him his jewelry on his promise. He did not keep it, and well I knew he would not. The next time I met him he said nothing about the $1,000, so I told him he did not owe me anything, as I got one-half of what he lost, and that I had sent out West and got "Rattlesnake Jack" on purpose to down him at the old game that he knew so well. That made him mad, and he would never speak to me after that, and that nearly broke my heart.
"SHORT STOPS."
McGawley, "Rattlesnake Jack," and myself were on the Morgan Railroad, going out from New Orleans.
I occupied a seat beside an old gent from Iowa, on his way to Texas to buy a farm.
The conductor was on to our racket, and would not give us a show.
We had to wait for a change of conductors before we could open up for business.
I gave Jack the office to come up, which he did, looking like a Texas ranchman.
The cow-boy had been to New Orleans to sell his critters, and wanted a dram.
The old gent did not drink, nor did I--just then.
The cow-boy had been pranking with a new game, had lost $1,000, but had plenty more left. He showed us how he had lost his money.
I bent up the corner of the winning card and won a few hundred dollars. McGawley, not knowing anything about the corner of the winner being turned up, lost a few hundred dollars.
The old gent knew all about the corner and how I won. He wanted to bet, but his money was sewed up in his shirt.
I had a sharp knife that I loaned him.
He cut his shirt and got out his money.
The cow-boy would bet his pile, amounting to $10,000, against the old gent's pile.
I would bet with him if I was the old gent, for he had but $4,600.
The money was put up. The card was turned. The old gent lost.
The cow-boy bet another man $200 and won, then asked him for a dram out of his bottle.
I had an idea that my wife wanted me to come back and see her in the Texas sleeper. I would return as soon as I learned how her headache was.
A station was reached. I got off. Looking after the receding train, I saw two men drop off; they walked back to the station. McGawley, Rattlesnake Jack, and myself waited for the next train to New Orleans, with $4,800 more than we had a few hours previous.
We were on the train going in to New Orleans. Old Jack occupied a seat just behind a lady and gentleman.
Forty Years a Gambler on the Mississippi · The Wunder Library — complete classics, free to read, with narration.