Part 12

“It is the first lesson of a housekeeper.”

“And told me what Archie particularly liked, and how bad it was for him, poor boy.”

“What should we do without our mothers? I do not, however, see how I can help in all this, Lady Mickleham.”

“How funny that sounds!”

“Aren’t you accustomed to your dignity yet?”

“I meant from you, Mr. Carter.”

I smiled. That is Dolly’s way. As Miss Phaeton says, she means no harm, and it is admirably conducive to the pleasure of a tete-a-tete.

“It wasn’t that I wanted to ask you about,” she continued, after she had indulged in a pensive sigh (with a dutifully bright smile and a glance at Archie’s photograph to follow. Her behavior always reminds me of a varied and well assorted menu). “It was about something much more difficult. You won’t tell Archie, will you?”

“This becomes interesting,” I remarked, putting my hat down.

“You know, Mr. Carter, that before I was married--oh, how long ago it seems!”

“Not at all.”

“Don’t interrupt. That before I was married I had several--that is to say, several--well, several--”

“Start quite afresh,” I suggested encouragingly.

“Well, then, several men were silly enough to think themselves--you know.”

“No one better,” I assented cheerfully.

“Oh, if you won’t be sensible!--Well, you see, many of them are Archie’s friends as well as mine; and, of course, they’ve been to call.”

“It is but good manners,” said I.

“One of them waited to be sent for, though.”

“Leave that fellow out,” said I.

“What I want to ask you is this--and I believe you’re not silly, really, you know, except when you choose to be.”

“Walk in the Row any afternoon,” said I, “and you won’t find ten wiser men.”

“It’s this. Ought I to tell Archie?”

“Good gracious! Here’s a problem!”

“Of course,” pursued Lady Mickleham, opening her fan, “it’s in some ways more comfortable that he shouldn’t know.”

“For him?”

“Yes--and for me. But then it doesn’t seem quite fair.”

“To him?”

“Yes--and to me. Because if he came to know from anybody else, he might exaggerate the things, you know.”