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MRS. ARBUTHNOT

THE SCENES OF THE PLAY

ACT I. The Terrace at Hunstanton Chase.

ACT II. The Drawing-room at Hunstanton Chase.

ACT III. The Hall at Hunstanton Chase.

ACT IV. Sitting-room in Mrs. Arbuthnot’s House at Wrockley.

TIME: The Present.

PLACE: The Shires.

The action of the play takes place within twenty-four hours.

LONDON: HAYMARKET THEATRE

Lessee and Manager: Mr. H Beerbohm Tree April 19th, 1893

LORD ILLINGWORTH Mr. Tree. SIR JOHN PONTEFRACT Mr. E. Holman Clark. LORD ALFRED RUFFORD Mr. Ernest Lawford. MR. KELVIL, M.P. Mr. Charles Allan. THE VEN. ARCHDEACON DAUBENY, D.D. Mr. Kemble. GERALD ARBUTHNOT Mr. Terry. FARQUHAR (Butler) Mr. Hay. FRANCIS (Footman) Mr. Montague. LADY HUNSTANTON Miss Rose Leclercq. LADY CAROLINE PONTEFRACT Miss Le Thière. LADY STUTFIELD Miss Blanche Horlock. MRS. ALLONBY Mrs. Tree. MISS HESTER WORSLEY Miss Julia Neilson. ALICE (Maid) Miss Kelly. MRS. ARBUTHNOT Mrs. Bernard-Beere.

FIRST ACT

SCENE

Lawn in front of the terrace at Hunstanton.

LADY CAROLINE. I believe this is the first English country house you have stayed at, Miss Worsley?

HESTER. Yes, Lady Caroline.

LADY CAROLINE. You have no country houses, I am told, in America?

HESTER. We have not many.

LADY CAROLINE. Have you any country? What we should call country?

HESTER. [Smiling.] We have the largest country in the world, Lady Caroline. They used to tell us at school that some of our states are as big as France and England put together.

LADY CAROLINE. Ah! you must find it very draughty, I should fancy. [To SIR JOHN.] John, you should have your muffler. What is the use of my always knitting mufflers for you if you won’t wear them?

SIR JOHN. I am quite warm, Caroline, I assure you.

LADY CAROLINE. I think not, John. Well, you couldn’t come to a more charming place than this, Miss Worsley, though the house is excessively damp, quite unpardonably damp, and dear Lady Hunstanton is sometimes a little lax about the people she asks down here. [To SIR JOHN.] Jane mixes too much. Lord Illingworth, of course, is a man of high distinction. It is a privilege to meet him. And that member of Parliament, Mr. Kettle—

SIR JOHN. Kelvil, my love, Kelvil.

LADY CAROLINE. He must be quite respectable. One has never heard his name before in the whole course of one’s life, which speaks volumes for a man, nowadays. But Mrs. Allonby is hardly a very suitable person.

HESTER. I dislike Mrs. Allonby. I dislike her more than I can say.

LADY CAROLINE. I am not sure, Miss Worsley, that foreigners like yourself should cultivate likes or dislikes about the people they are invited to meet. Mrs. Allonby is very well born. She is a niece of Lord Brancaster’s. It is said, of course, that she ran away twice before she was married. But you know how unfair people often are. I myself don’t believe she ran away more than once.

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